Monday, March 16, 2009

Monday Already?!

Seriously, where does the week go, I could've sworn I just did this, but here I am again, ready to bare it all, to my bloggy friends. Really, it is the cheapest therapy around and what else is there to do on Monday anyway?! As you read below, please remember that you are at McCrakens x 4 and NOT at He & Me +3! Some of the things that you may read, may sound familiar to MiMi and how she is never hurting herself, but rest asured, you are at McCrakens x 4! So with that said, here are some of the things that I did not do this past week...

It was not me who went into school on my spring break to get ready for this week's conferences. What crazy teacher would actually go into school on a school vacation? Someone crazy, that's for sure and I can tell ya that it wasn't me!

It was not me who tripped over one of the video chairs running for the phone late Friday night. I did not fall on top of tray table that was set up in the den and I did not crush said tray table to bits & pieces. And just so you know, a tray table can hold the weight of a grown woman!

And I of course did not take a picture of said crushed tray table so that I could post it in my Not Me! Monday!


I did not re-injure my knee that I hurt while dancing in college, I did not limp to my room in so much pain that I was seeing stars with tears streaming down my face and I did not pick up the phone to see whose call I had missed!!

I do not have a swollen knee and lots of bruises everywhere else. If anyone asks, I can just say that I was attacked!!

It was not me who bruised my arm while walking out of a bathroom stall at the bowling alley! I am not in that much of a hurry that I can't wait until the door is all the way open. Seriously this IS Stacey and NOT MiMi, I swear!!

It was not me who went to a baseball game on Saturday afternoon with my boys and took my book. I am a HUGE baseball fan and I go to watch the game. I would NEVER pull out my book and begin reading while an exciting game was going on! Really!!

It was not me who was on the phone with MiMi while I was shopping at OLD Navy and I did not say "oh that must have been fun" when she told me that she had spent the morning in the ER. I am a much better listener AND friend than that. Really I am, I AM!!! (and she is OK!)

So that is all I can remember for right now. Hope you all had your laugh!

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12 comments:

Wibeche og Rune said...

Great "not me monday" LOL

Wib.

Lisa said...

Yep, you are totally cracking me up. I have tears in my eyes about you saying to Mimi... that her trip to the ER was fun. I was beginning to think I was reading her blog - good thing you gave us the introduction : )

Hope the knee feels better soon and the table tray picture was hilarious...so something that I would have done as well!!

Shannon said...

Those were funny. I'm guilty of a few of them myself.

Robyn said...

Oh my sounds like a hurty week!

He And Me + 3 said...

Girl..I am so cracking up at you and that table. You did crush that table to the point of no return. Guess that goes in the circular file!
I swear I was reading my blog over here. LOL Thanks for using me in so many areas. It makes this clumsy lady feel really grand! Maybe we can have a contest next week to see who can end up in the ER for an injury. LOL
Great list.

Wayne said...

great not me monday, well looks to me like you mad a mess of the table. I to have fallen over in the pats running for the phone and isn't it amainzing that nothing hurts till you actualy answer the phone lol

Following Him said...

It was so not me who did homework over SB...really my lovely teacher did not assign 9 assignments over SB...seriously she did! Your not a dork for going to school during SB. Hope you had a great first day back after SB!
~Elyse~

Tim said...

Stacey, I hate to laugh at such misery but the table and the stall thing were very funny.

If it makes it any better, I do hope and pray that you werent seriously injured, and get to feeling better soon. I have a knee that needs replacing now so I know first hand what knee pain is like because I have it everyday.

Love and Prayers,

Tim

Alicia, The Snowflake said...

Oh that was too funny! You did sound like Mimi :o) But I do hope you start feeling better soon!

Take care my friend! And try to be a little bit more careful!

Kelly said...

I hope you have a much better week with fewer accidents.
Baseball can be slow moving, so I can understand taking a book. ;)
When I was reading this, I was thinking MiMi has wore off on you. So I got a kick out of you saying you are not MiMi. ;)

Wibeche og Rune said...

I have award for you:)

Wib.

The Emery's said...

Funny stuff!