Well here it is Monday once again and time for the cheapest therapy around! Have a laugh on my account, cuz these are some of the things that I did not do this past week...
1. It was not me who baked a dozen chocolate chip cookies each night, for them to be gone by morning. I have way more self control and will power than that. I am trying to watch what I eat ya know!
2. It was not me who watched The Cinderella Story AGAIN this past Saturday. I did not watch it twice the Saturday before either. That is just ridiculous; I have much better things to do with my time than to watch the same movie over and over and over again!
3. It was not me who accepted to be the chair person for our school's family valentine's day dance. I really have the time and all the resources in the 3 weeks to pull this thing off! I am not crazy or anything and I know how to say the word NO!
4. It was not me who spent way to much time on facebook this past week. I am not addicted to either blogging and now facebook. I do not spend way too much time on the computer. I do not need to go to a support group to break this nasty habit.
5. It was not me who instant messaged with an old boyfriend last week for 3 hours while my hubby was in the same room making fun of me. I really do not have that much time on my hands!
6. It was not me who was so impatient that when I saw the line in both the drive thru and the dining room at Jack In The Box, bribed my kids with chocolate chip cookies to come home and have scrambled eggs for dinner! I am a much better mom than that and know what I am going to make for dinner way in advance! I am way more organized!
Well there you have it...everything (well a lot of things anyways) that I did not do this past week! What didn't you do? Be sure to check out MckMama for more fun!
And until next Monday, it wasn't me...I swear!!
16 comments:
Isn't Facebook the greatest! I love myspace too. It's nice your hubby isn't jealous either. I have a couple of old boyfriends on my lists and he knows about all of them, he also knows he has nothing to worry about~ Great list, happy Monday!!
So glad I am not addicted to either blogging or facebook..LOl ok just facebook my kids would never see me. LOL Get off the computer and call me..LOL
Too funny! I keep hearing about this facebook thing. My son wants to set me up an account but I keep saying "I don't have the time"...but everytime I hear one of you girls raving about it I want to rethink it.
Sorry about the loss :( at the games. NO WAY!!! NOT FAIR!! LOL
Happy Monday, my friend.
Stacey if you find that support group could you let me know, I need to attend.
I need to invent a computer wrap, you know like the baby wrap....lol
all I can say is my typing teacher from high school lives across the street, i could kiss him for teaching me to type otherwise this would take all day.
hahahaha! Are you sure this is not my Not Me's!!! We all need counseling! LOL! xoxo
All I want to know is why you didn't share the cookies???
Dont' feel bad...chocolate cookies don't last here either!
LOL about the eggs! That sounds good to me!!
I downed a tray of brownies the other night!! I am with ya, girl!!
Oh I love facebook and blogging of course!!! I am laughing about the whole old boyfriend that is so funny.
Oh no...no bribery here EVER. Not even ONCE...or twice...a day..no REALLY! HAAAAAAAA!!
Eggs are a good source of protein..let me them eggs. ;)
LOL I love facebook too! Great Not Me post!
Ok, I have not seen The Cinderella story, yet. You make me think I should rent that one!
I am not addicted to blogging and facebook, either.
Check out my Not Me! Monday Post
Hey, when you get that support group going, can I join? Can we do it online via Facebook or via Blogger? Oh wait - that might be more of the same problem! AHHHH! I'm addicted to both, too. =0)
My husband calls my computer my "Square headed boyfriend". =0)
Eat fresh cookies...not me..NEVER!!!
shhh...aren't they the greatest
This was hilarious! Great list!
I'm beginning to think we need a club...Bloggers Anonymous!
I am so glad I am not the only who never knows what we are going to have for dinner. I don't think I could put a meal plan together if I tried :o)
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